A glimpse into the making of witches, juicy tomatoes, grief, consumer existentialism, sea monsters, and the new Polish theatre.

This was a difficult story to write. I explore the creation of resentment, guilt, homoeroticism, fast fashion, therapies of abuse, and cosmopolitanism

Gonzo Hash, urinals, soviet-era pistols, and cuddles, new story ‘Let me hold you a little please’ is up!

I wrote about love, I’m sorry. This story is a meticulous dive into the links between luxury stationary, good grammar, and fascism. There’s also “She spoke about love in a way peole don’t do anymore.” This one is called ‘Do fascists have better sex?” and is part of the Bro Whisperer series.

God decides to revoke male citizenship when it comes to writing poems. This one’s a seriously problematic take on sexy Muslim kings and that special moment when hipsters and Muslim men groomed together.

A short story featuring a character fed up with Amelia’s Chicken Shop Date videos, grey chicken, and the inviolable politics of desi meat. There’s also an entirely imagined chicken shop, Taste of Twickenham, that’s robbed for its specials.

Written in 2021 and performed by the artist Abbas Zahedi at Studio Voltaire for “What is dead, what do we let die”, 30 March, 2022.